What is the different between chew gum and begum?Both r sweet at the beginning and become shapeless tasteless n sticky at the end.
Oye sardar ji your friend is kissing your wife in your houseSardar ji ran towards home and came back saying: oye khotia aiwaen chakkar pawaya,He is not my friend. :p
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Bush and Musharraf were flying in a plane.Bush says: if I drop a billion dollars hereI'll make a million people happy.Musharraf: if I drop my uniform.I'll make my whole country happy.Plane's Pilot: if I drop the plane.I'll make the whole world happy.
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Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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